ioverthvnk 26 day.ago

A priest, the pope, and a hitman walk into a bar. All are dressed in simple clothes and know nothing of each other. As happenstance would have it, they settle in at the bar next to one another. The priest and Pope settle on a simple mixed drink. The hitman orders a whiskey neat. The 3 men become well acquainted as the night progresses and drinks flow. The hitman, asks the two, “so what do you two gentlemen do for a living and is the money any good?” The priest says, “I’m a priest so I don’t care much for money but I make a health salary” the Pope says “Well I’m the pope so the Vatican pays for my necessities and I, in turn, focus on the serving the people. How about yourself?” And the hitman looks up and responds, “I can’t tell you what I do for a living but rest assured I make a killing” (Written by me so go easy)